ten worms in a trenchcoat

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
mahiru-no
mahiru-no

COLISEUM FIGHT #3

Rules: First to fall in battle (collapse/exhaust themselves and/or surrender) loses. NO Actual KILLING lmao.

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Rosanna

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look i know lore wise rosanna would win but every fram unit is tanky as hell and fram canonically just Does Not Care when she gets injured i imagine she'd be able to keep going for a while
ms-demeanor
spiralrapt

I am actually going to fuck up my hands if I keep pinching/etc people's nipples this much without mechanical assistance. I know there are very obvious solutions here -- I actually used to own a pair of vibrating nipple clamps -- but part of me is like "NO, I want to do it MYSELF!" ...is this ableism? Anyway, I'm determined to get over it enough to avoid injuring myself (and keep abusing nipples 😈!)

spiralrapt

I think I just need to do a bunch of assorted PT for sex purposes generally

ms-demeanor

So hey this is probably something you're doing already but if this is a problem for anyone out there, instead of pinching with your thumb and forefinger try pinching between the knuckles of your index and middle fingers OR pinch between the pad of your thumb and the side of the second knuckle of your index finger.

Most people go to thumb and forefinger with the fingertips automatically because that's where your hands are most sensitive so you can really feel what's going on:

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But alternate grips can let you get a lot of force in while not further straining muscles that might already be having some problems.

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But yeah if your hands are hurting after pinching look up a video of hand and wrist stretches for artists, and work on building up your grip strength with farmer's carry exercises.

But also yeah my dream job is opening a gym called Top to Bottom Fitness that would focus on providing a space to work on mobility, balance, strength, flexibility, and endurance for improved fucking and would feature rope bondage and flogging classes instead of pilates and zumba. PT for sex purposes needs to be a much bigger thing than it currently is.

i would go that gym not even just for sex purposes bc the kind of PT you need for sex purposes is also just the most practical stuff to be good at for general purposes
phoenixyfriend
phoenixyfriend

I feel like a good shorthand for a lot of economics arguments is "if you want people to work minimum wage jobs in your city, you need to allow minimum wage apartments for them to live in."

"These jobs are just for teenagers on the weekends." Okay, so you'll use minimum wage services only on the weekends and after school. No McDonald's or Starbucks on your lunch break.

"They can get a roommate." For a one bedroom? A roommate for a one bedroom? Or a studio? Do you have a roommate to get a middle-wage apartment for your middle-wage job? No? Why should they?

"They can live farther from city center and just commute." Are there ways for them to commute that don't equate to that rent? Living in an outer borough might work in NYC, where public transport is a flat rate, but a city in Texas requires a car. Does the money saved in rent equal the money spent on the car loan, the insurance, the gas? Remember, if you want people to take the bus or a bike, the bus needs to be reliable and the bike lanes survivable.

If you want minimum wage workers to be around for you to rely on, then those minimum wage workers need a place to stay.

You either raise the minimum wage, or you drop the rent. There's only so long you can keep rents high and wages low before your workforce leaves for cheaper pastures.

"Nobody wants to work anymore" doesn't hold water if the reason nobody applies is because the commute is impossible at the wage you provide.